She tries to stand up. He thinks it’s a game. She twists left; he wiggles right. They spin in a slow, ridiculous dance across the living room. The cat watches from the sofa, judging silently.

Unable to separate, she is forced to call emergency services. Paramedics arrive, find the scene, and have to carry her out on a stretcher with the dog still attached. The "Proof":

Despite thousands of people claiming they "know someone who saw the video" or "saw it on the news in the 90s," no such video has ever been found. Medical Impossibility: