With two flavours down, the article's keyword—"Mia and Valeria - 4 flavours part 1"—begins to reveal its deeper structure. This is not a complete story. It is a hinge.

We yelled in my car in the parking lot of a diner at 1 AM. She said I was closed off. I said she was too much. She said “too much for who?” and I had no answer.

There was no experiment requiring gummy bears.